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***** Thanks to Will Newsome/Wig Smith for playing his tune Kelefa Ba on the kora. Check out his solo stuff at http://somenewwill.blogspot.co.uk/ and his excellent band The Hand at http://www.myspace.com/thehandand *****
Written by Tash Rialto. Performed by Tash Rialto and Morsten Weens.
lyrics
Toby: Good morning, old boy.
Miles: It’s the afternoon actually.
Toby: Well, whatever. Does it matter?
Miles: Just being funny, that’s all.
Toby: See, what you’ve done there is confused humour for pedantry, haven’t you.
Miles: Right.
Toby: Again.
Miles: Yes, well anyway, what are you up to over there, Toby?
Toby: Mmmm, I’m getting a re-cap of my eldest granddaughter’s week.
M: Oh dear, does it make the usual compelling viewing?
T: Mmmmm, yes, one could say that.
M: Still out painting the tiles red every night?
T: I’m afraid so.
M: Gosh.
T: Well, you know, one tries not to disapprove of such things.
M: That’s spiffingly charitable of you, old thing. I don’t know if I could put up with it.
T: What can one do? And besides, it’s been such a long time since we were youngsters. The standards seem to be so drastically different these days.
M: Have you tried talking to her?
T: I appealed to the Council of Seraphim and they let me warn her in a dream but unfortunately she was too squiffy and didn’t remember it when she woke up, and now they won’t give me another chance.
M: That doesn’t seem very sporting.
T: I know, they said it didn’t represent enough of an emergency. Said there’re plenty of us here in exactly the same bus.
M: Can I see?
T: If you must.
[Pause]
M: Gosh, it’s a pretty far cry from the last days of the Raj, what?
T: Depends how one looks at it.
M: Who’s that she’s with? Is that her new suitor?
T: I have no idea. Impossible to keep track.
M: What’s he done to himself?
T: I know! Ridiculous isn’t it! It’s like seven haircuts on one head!
M: And what’s she done to her hair?
T: I believe it’s the young fellow’s sick.
M: It simply won’t do.
T: No, no.
M: Oh, I’ve got some good news though. Taffy Fetherington will be on his way in a day or so!
T: Really? Oh that’s splendid news!
M: Isn’t it!
T: Cancer is it?
M: Indeed. Liver. Not long now.
T: Oh good, I always liked Taffy. We should put on a little party when he gets here. Make him feel at home.
M: Yes, the poor fellow will be a bit confused at first.
T: Shall we have a look?
M: Yes, what have you done with the remote?
[Pause]
T: Good question, it’s around here somewhere.
[Pause]
M: Oh there it is, by that massive pile of contradictory scriptures.
T: Ah yes, well spotted, Miles, old boy.
M: Prepare yourself, Toby, it’s not pretty.
[Pause]
T: Mmmm, I see what you mean. Sad, isn’t it, they keep them going with all those tubes and drugs. Silly! If only they knew!
M: Ha, yes, the divs!
[They laugh smugly]
T: Come on, Taffy, shuffle along now.
M: Quicketty quick. On the double!
T: I might make him a cake.
M: He never liked cake. Bake him a pie.
T: I will. Leek and liver.
[They laugh]
M: He’s bound to see the funny side of it. Terribly good sense of humour, old Taffy, for a queer.
T: Anyway, I’ve had enough of seeing him like that, I’ll just finish checking up on my granddaughter. Pass the remote would you.
[Pause]
M: Cripes, the silly girl’s fallen right on her cunt!
T: Seems to find it all jolly amusing though.
M: So what’s a man to do?
T: I really don’t know. I succeeded in making the cash machine swallow her cash card once but she just flashed some clit all night and got her drinks bought for her.
M: Well she’ll have to be careful or she’ll end up like old Taffy.
T: You mean homosexual?
M: No! I mean jippy liver.
T: Oh yes, quite right.
M: What do you fancy doing now?
[Pause]
T: Drink?
M: All right, I’ll meet you at the Beelzepub in ten.
Marathon Tuxedo is Tash Rialto and Morsten Weens. Rialto does programming, vocals on the left, guitars, comb and paper,
percussion. Weens does programming, vocals on the right, and percussion. Weens is also Sexual Ben sexualben.bandcamp.com and Rialto is in Von Bartha vonbartha.bandcamp.com...more
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